Some of the all time greatest clown questions not asked of Bryce Harper. Q: Did they ever find Nemo? A: That's a clown question, bro. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?' That's a clown question, bro. Q: Bryce, what are you going to do with your Livestrong bracelet? A: That's a clown question, bro. You’re not afraid of clowns, you’re afraid of opening your heart to love There's no such thing as a stupid question, but there is such thing as a clown question. Q: Hey do you mind if I tase you? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: Do you have any of the toilet paper that's on sale left? A: Of course not! That's a clown question, bro. Q: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: Do you think that Cookie's comedic brilliance was over-shadowed by Bozo's overbearing lust for the limelight? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: What do I look like, some kind of Bozo? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: Before I start making these balloon animals, do any of you kids have latex allergies? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: I see you're smiling on the outside, but how do feel on the inside? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: Bryce, when you were a (younger) kid, was Doink your boy in WWF? A: That's a clown question, bro. That's a Clown Question, Barbara Walters Q: Do you have those suspenders in rainbow? A: That's a clown question, bro. That's a beer question Bryce. Better use of bro: "That's a clown question, bro" or "Don't taze me, bro!"? "would you like a priest to administer last rites?" "clown...coughs...question." /dies That's a Clown Question, Jessica Simpson Now we need a for-real clown to ask Bryce Harper a question about bros. #ThatsABroQuestionClown Q: Would anyone like to smell the flower on my lapel? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: Why the long face? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: How many people you think we can fit in this tiny car? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: Does my nose look red to you? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: Why do you wear such huge red cleats? A: That's a clown question, bro. Q: I was thinking of hiring entertainment for my nephew's birthday party. What do you recommend? A: That's a clown question, bro.